In which the bodily functions of my cat are discussed (Disgusted)

Daniel is a stinky boy. A really really really stinky boy. Even the vet says so. So now, in my home, reside 1 really smelly kid with bowel issues, 1 really smelly dog with no bowel issues but gas that curdles the nose hairs, and 1 horribly smelly cat with bowel issues. I don't think they make candles, sprays, or air fresheners strong enough for what I'm up against. Perhaps I should call in an exorcist.
M and I were sitting quietly, watching TV when he suddenly winced and complained of a terrible stench. I just looked at him and simply said "Oh, Daniel must be down here" and sure enough...he had just walked out of the kitchen. M is still laughing. I'm not sure how he can laugh with a cloud of horror floating in the air, but he did and he is. Tomorrow I get the meds from the Vet to start Daniel on. He's going for another bowel test this week. I don't envy them. Nor do I grudge them the money to do it. It beats having to do it myself.

Someone please pray that I make it through the next month without being disgusted into vomiting by the emissions coming from my loved ones.

-S